Funny Perfect Bitch Vintage Pinup Friendship Card

Send some sass with the Perfect Bitch Greeting Card. Featuring two pinup illustrations and a coordinating starburst liner, this bright and colorful card reads, "If I didn't love you so much, I'd hate you - you perfect bitch." A playful way to express your love on a bestie.

• Made in the USA
• A2 (4.25 x 5.5 in)
• Coordinating self-stick liner
• Ebony black envelope
• Wrapped in cello sleeve for protection

Shipping
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Orders with priority shipping will be processed within 24 hours of receiving (excludes weekends and holidays).

Local Pickup
Local pickup will be ready within 2 hours or less at our warehouse in Hoffman Estates, IL. If you need a specific time for curbside pickup, please email info@modloungepapercompany.com

Returns
You may return an item for refund or exchange within thirty days of purchase. Your item must be unused and in its original condition, including original packaging, in order to be eligible for return or exchange.