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Pickup available, usually ready in 24 hours
2097 Stonington Avenue
Hoffman Estates IL 60169
United States
+18476659872
Send some sass with the Perfect Bitch Greeting Card. Featuring two pinup illustrations and a coordinating starburst liner, this bright and colorful card reads, "If I didn't love you so much, I'd hate you - you perfect bitch." A playful way to express your love on a bestie.
Orders placed before 12:00 CST will ship the same business day. After that time, orders will ship next day.
Local pickup will be ready within 2 hours or less at our warehouse in Hoffman Estates, IL. If you need a specific time for curbside pickup, please email info@modloungepapercompany.com