Funny Perfect Bitch Vintage Pinup Friendship Card

Send some sass with the Perfect Bitch Greeting Card. Featuring two pinup illustrations and a coordinating starburst liner, this bright and colorful card reads, "If I didn't love you so much, I'd hate you - you perfect bitch." A playful way to express your love on a bestie.

• Made in the USA
• A2 (4.25 x 5.5 in)
• Coordinating self-stick liner
• Ebony black envelope
• Wrapped in cello sleeve for protection

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